So the obvious thing to do is to ask your Granny to knit you one.
As you can see, he is the most successful knitted goat EVER in the history of knitted goats.
To the extent that he became real and began to eat the Christmas tree.
Luckily we had a couple of spare ones!
(Christmas trees,not goats you understand.)
Each present must be fully unwrapped and admired by all before she moves on to dish out the next one (in an anti-clockwise direction of course).
This is in fact AFTER the Christmas lunch and the Christmas cricket match, but I just got it in the wrong order and couldn't shift it!
The blokes discovered that we did not still have the cricket set from 1972 since our last shift, and so they improvised with a pick handle for a bat and an old tongue-in-groove cupboard door for wickets.
They also reasoned that it was safer to bowl toward the picture window than bat towards it.
Uncle Stu was fielding in the gully - literally when he failed to take a catch and crashed through the lavender hedge at the boundary and fell into the Hundred Acre Wood.
But I bet he smelled nice.